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thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

sodamnrelatable:

I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like

“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.” 

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lexlifts:

abbeywankenobi:

supernaturalapocalypse:

dajo42:

give-castiel-a-dean:

"have you ever watched the show Supern-"
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are you fucking kidding me

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angryoldperson:

genji-senpai:

YESSSSSSSSSS Y
ES
YESSSS I FRICKING DID IT
THIS WAS SO MUCH WORK
MY LIFE’S WORK IS FINALLY COMPLETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I HAD TO BEG FOR MESSAGES FOR THIS„, IM SO PROUD„ I’VE MASTERED THE TRUE ART OF BLOGGING.
PLEASE REBLOG MY LIFES WORK„„ THANK YOU.

Why didnt you just send yourself messages

angryoldperson:

genji-senpai:

YESSSSSSSSSS Y

ES

YESSSS I FRICKING DID IT

THIS WAS SO MUCH WORK

MY LIFE’S WORK IS FINALLY COMPLETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I HAD TO BEG FOR MESSAGES FOR THIS„, IM SO PROUD„ I’VE MASTERED THE TRUE ART OF BLOGGING.

PLEASE REBLOG MY LIFES WORK„„ THANK YOU.

Why didnt you just send yourself messages